I think if you are leading with this question, you noticed you are out of my age range?
A recent date told me the formula for the youngest you can date is (n/2)+7. That puts 21-year-olds beyond my socially acceptable range, but that doesn’t stop them from contacting me. They show up in my inbox with their mostly blank profiles and cell phone in front of mirror or webcam photos. They say they think older women are hot. I’m guessing they don’t plan to be around when they’re 30 and I’m nearly 50.
A 24-year-old reached out via instant message (“hi there how are you”). His profile highlighted his interest in video games and his two minimum wage jobs. I’m thinking that probably would’ve been cuter when I was in high school.
Older men tell me they are in great shape and very active for their ages. One described himself as “well preserved.” Like a dried fruit?
p.s. will you marry me? 