Some Dating Site Photo Deal Breakers

Cigarette dangling from mouth
Posing with cheap beer
Sliver of woman cut out of photograph revealing that original shot was happy time with significant other
Wearing a reflector vest for no apparent reason
Ill-fitting taupe suit
Only part of face visible and camera angle highlights nostrils
Embracing dog in a way that is strangely suggestive and doesn’t look entirely consensual. This is more common than you’d think.

p.s. will you marry me?