p.s. will you marry me?

Dear OkMatch,

I don’t know if I’m being too picky, or not picky enough. Here is my current list of deal breakers:

• Listens to Rush Limbaugh and/or Fox News
• Thinks skiing is too cold (or hiking too buggy or camping too uncomfortable)
• Considers hanging out next to a pool an exciting vacation
• His idea of outdoor sports  consists of hunting and snowmobiling
• Online dating is his hobby
• Smokes
• Works minimum wage job
• High school education
• Doesn’t read books or only reads Ayn Rand
• Eats a lot of junk food or mostly meat and potatoes
• Is overweight, under 5’6″  or otherwise physically unattractive

Sincerely,

Up Late Talking to Unsuitable Men

Dear Up Late,

It’s good to know what you want, but don’t you think you’re being a bit too critical? You couldn’t fall for a guy who likes to snowmobile? And, if you have so many deal breakers, why are you still going on so many dates with unsuitable men? Perhaps you should whittle this down to five deal breakers and stick to them.

Best of Luck,

OkMatch